What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Sure.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : No

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Thank you.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

He : I'm 24.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

He : Tea ?

Me : I don't drink

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.